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A husband pinches his wifes arse and says: “Do you know if you firm this up you could get rid of your girdle?”

The wife annoyed, decided to bite her tongue and say nothing.

Later that night in bed, the husband squeezed her tits and said: “Do you know, if you firmed these up you could get rid of your bra?”

Absolutely fuming, the wife reached over and grabbed his dick and said: “Well do you know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the milk man and your fucking brother?”

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